Showing posts with label Lifes lessons. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lifes lessons. Show all posts

Friday, August 12, 2011

Life's Lessons: Busy Week

1. When you think you're finally catching up on the house work, you have a very off few days and start back from the beginning.
2. I mean the very beginning. Clothes, diapers, dishes, toys, EVERYWHERE. & I sure do mean EVERYWHERE.
3.This will also happen the week you're supposed to be getting ready for someone to fly in (April is coming Monday!)
4. Knowing you have SO much to do, your husband will tell his brother, "Ya of course we'll come to the cabin, and sit around on our butts all day with you on Saturday"
5. You will then tell him how things better be done before you leave, you're not running around Sunday after church, before family dinner, and Monday before your friend's flight gets in.
6.He will agree.
7.You'll believe him.
8. It won't be until Thursday night that you realize something, something big.
9. That turd lied to you.
10.You're now stuck with watching/entertaining/feeding/caring for your 5 month old little girl on top of finishing the to to list on your own, the to do list you were supposed to work on together.
11.You'll be fine with this, until Friday morning, a whole maybe 8 hours later, when that turd decides to be extremely loud at 5:30, interrupting your good sleep. 
12. At about 6 you'll realize there is no hope and you will start blogging.
13.This will make you feel better. 
14. This will help you find motivation to do stuff again.
15. You will push this new found cleaning motivation aside and start planning blog posts for the next week, so you can keep up with your good posting status. 
16. This will cause you to stay in bed :)

Can't wait to see your Life's Lessons.

Friday, August 5, 2011

Life's Lessons

1. The early bird (bird being momma) does not get just the worm.
2. They get the bags under their eyes also.
3. They get to stay up late and take care of their early riser.
4. Just because you've told your husband 2477458589234 times to please clean up after himself, he won't do it.
5. If you say you'll help with your teenage sister's baby shower you'll end up helping alright.
6. You'll end up planning it, making and mailing out invites, shopping for it and making almost all the food.
7.if you decide to take a break from party planning the people that are 'helping you' will feel like they're doing all the work.
8. If you tell said p'helpers yo back off, you'll be called rude, hurtful, among many other things.
9. At 5 months your sweet little princess will be a stinker to nurse, feeling like she's missing out on everything.
10. This causes nursing to stretch out for quite a while.
11. If baby is sleeping through the night (still) and is moved into her own room your yorkie will decide that he needs to be up all hours of the night.
12. If you sit down to blog your husband will come in, take the computer causing you to blog from your phone.
13. This results in your post being full of errors.
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